About Fishstick News Network
We're not your average news network. We're the network that dares to ask the questions nobody else is asking – mostly because they don't make any sense.
Our Mission
At Fishstick News Network, we believe that reality is already absurd enough – we just make it official. Our mission is to provide satirical commentary on current events through the lens of complete and utter nonsense, served fresh daily with a side of bewilderment.
Expert Nonsense Team
Our team of professional absurdity specialists have decades of combined experience in making things up.
Award-Winning Satire
Winner of the prestigious "Most Likely to Confuse Your Grandmother" award three years running.
Breaking Absurdity
We break news so hard, it needs to be put back together with satirical duct tape.
Our Story
Founded in 2024 by a group of former journalists who got tired of reporting actual facts, Fishstick News Network emerged from the primordial soup of internet comedy with one simple goal: to make the news so ridiculous that reality would have to step up its game.
Our name comes from the ancient journalistic principle that "truth is like a fish stick – it's processed, breaded, and best served with a healthy dose of skepticism." We've taken this philosophy and run with it, straight into the deep end of satirical absurdity.
Today, we're proud to be the internet's leading source of news that makes you question not just current events, but the very nature of reality itself. And we're just getting started.
Our Values
Satirical Integrity
We maintain the highest standards of fictional journalism and made-up reporting.
Absurd Accuracy
Our commitment to being precisely wrong about everything, every time.