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Phone
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Address
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Absurdity City, AC 12345
United States of Confusion
Frequently Asked Absurd Questions
Is any of this real?
Define "real." We prefer the term "satirically enhanced reality."
Can I submit my own absurd news?
We love community-sourced nonsense. The more ridiculous, the better.
Do you fact-check your stories?
We fiction-check them instead. Much more entertaining.